function cube($x, $start)
{
/* Cubecode written 2002-11-12 by Kalaspuff, in C++.
* Ported to PHP at Deadline Reloaded, December 28
*/
$x = $x - $start;
for($i = 0;$i < 360;$i++)
{
$Tcos[] = cos($i * (3.141592 / 180));
$Tsin[] = sin($i * (3.141592 / 180));
}
for($i_y = 0;$i_y < 12;$i_y++)
{
for($i_x = 0;$i_x < 30;$i_x++)
{
$buffert[$i_y][$i_x] = ' ';
}
}
$y_angle = ($x * 4) % 360;
$x_angle = ($x * 2) % 360;
$z_angle = ($x * 8) % 360;
$coord = array(array( 1, 1, 1),
array( 1, 1,-1),
array( 1,-1,-1),
array( 1,-1, 1),
array(-1,-1, 1),
array(-1, 1, 1),
array(-1, 1,-1),
array(-1,-1,-1));
$scale = 7;
$distance_x = 15;
$distance_y = 12;
echo '
';
for($i = 0;$i < 8;$i++)
{
$bx = $coord[$i][0] * $scale;
$by = $coord[$i][1] * $scale;
$bz = $coord[$i][2] * $scale;
$rx = ($Tcos[$y_angle] * $bx + $Tsin[$y_angle] * $bz);
$rz = (-$Tsin[$y_angle] * $bx + $Tcos[$y_angle] * $bz);
$ry = ($Tcos[$x_angle] * $by + $Tsin[$x_angle] * $rz);
$rrx = ($Tcos[$z_angle] * $rx - $Tsin[$z_angle] * $ry);
$rry = ($Tsin[$z_angle] * $rx + $Tcos[$z_angle] * $ry);
$point_x[$i] = $distance_x + round($rrx);
$point_y[$i] = $distance_y - $rry;
$point_y[$i] = round($point_y[$i] / 2.5);
}
{
$lines = array(array(0,5),
array(5,4),
array(4,3),
array(3,0),
array(1,2),
array(2,7),
array(7,6),
array(6,1),
array(0,1),
array(5,6),
array(4,7),
array(3,2));
for($n = 0;$n < 12;$n++)
{
if($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]] != 0)
{
$k = ($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) / ($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]);
$i = (abs($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]) > abs($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) ? $point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]] : $point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]);
do
$buffert[round($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - ($i * (abs($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]) > abs($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) ? $k : 1)))][round($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - ($i * (abs($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]) > abs($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) ? 1 : (1 / $k))))] = '.';
while ($i += (abs($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]) > abs($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) ? ($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]] < 0 ? 1 : -1) : ($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]] < 0 ? 1 : -1)) and $i - (abs($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]]) > abs($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]]) ? ($point_x[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_x[$lines[$n][0]] < 0 ? 1 : -1) : ($point_y[$lines[$n][1]] - $point_y[$lines[$n][0]] < 0 ? 1 : -1)) != 0);
}
}
}
for($i = 0;$i < 8;$i++)
$buffert[$point_y[$i]][$point_x[$i]] = 'O';
echo('
');
for($i_y = 0;$i_y < 12;$i_y++)
{
for($i_x = 0;$i_x < 30;$i_x++)
{
echo($buffert[$i_y][$i_x] . '');
}
echo('
');
}
echo('
');
$text = '3D-PHP, now available for only $9.98!!';
if($x >= 5)
echo(($x >= 7 ? substr($text, 0, $x - 6) : '') . ($x >= 6 ? '' . substr($text, $x - 6, 1) . '' : '') . '' . substr($text, $x - 5, 1) . '');
if($x > 60)
echo('
That morphing thing above is a cube...');
echo('
');
}
function happy($x, $start) {
$x=$x-$start;
$lajn="H a p p y . . .";
echo("
" . substr($lajn, 0, $x) . "");
echo("
");
if($x > 30) {
$xmas0=" ";
$xmas1="... ,,, ,,,,";
$xmas2=" $$$ $$$ .,., .,., .$. ,$$$$..";
$xmas3=" $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$$'$$$";
$xmas4=" $$$ - $$$ $ $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$,,,";
$xmas5=" $$$$$ $$$ $ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$$,";
$xmas6=" $$$ $$$ $$$ ''' '|' '|' ,,, $$$";
$xmas7="´´´ $$$ ''' $$$,$$$";
$xmas8=" $$$ '$$$$$'";
$xmas9=" '''";
if($x > 34 && $x < 44) {
$line[0]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas1, 0, 3)) . '
'; }
if($x > 35 && $x < 45) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 4)) . '
'; }
if($x > 36 && $x < 46) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 5)) . '
'; }
if($x > 37 && $x < 52) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 6)) . '
'; }
if($x > 38 && $x < 48) {
$line[4]=' ' . str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 4, 3)) . '
';}
if($x > 39 && $x < 49) {
$line[5]=' ' . str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 5, 3)) . '
';}
if($x > 40 && $x < 50) {
$line[6]=' ' . str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas7, 6, 3)) . '
';}
if($x > 41 && $x < 83) {
$line[7]=' ' . str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas8, 7, 3)) . '
';}
if($x > 42) {
$line[8]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas9, 0, 11)) . '
';}
if($x > 43 && $x < 77) {
$line[0]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas1, 0, 9)) . '
'; }
if($x > 44 && $x < 58) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 8)) . '
'; }
if($x > 45) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 7)) . '
'; }
if($x > 47 && $x < 56) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 7)) . '
'; }
if($x > 48 && $x < 55) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 8)) . '
'; }
if($x > 49 && $x < 54) {
$line[6]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas7, 0, 9)) . '
'; }
// going for the -
if($x > 51 && $x < 56) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 11)) . '
'; }
//going for the M
if($x > 52 && $x < 82) {
$line[6]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas7, 0, 15)) . '
'; }
if($x > 53 && $x < 65) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 15)) . '
'; }
if($x > 54 && $x < 60) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 15)) . '
'; }
if($x > 55 && $x < 59) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 15)) . '
'; }
if($x > 56 && $x < 62) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 16)) . '
'; }
if($x > 57 && $x < 61) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 16)) . '
'; }
if($x > 58 && $x < 63) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 18)) . '
'; }
if($x > 59 && $x < 64) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 18)) . '
'; }
if($x > 60 && $x < 70) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 22)) . '
'; }
if($x > 61 && $x < 69) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 22)) . '
'; }
if($x > 62 && $x < 68) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 22)) . '
'; }
if($x > 63 && $x < 67) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 22)) . '
'; }
if($x > 64 && $x < 66) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 22)) . '
'; }
//going for a
if($x > 65 && $x < 74) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 26)) . '
'; }
if($x > 66 && $x < 73) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 26)) . '
'; }
if($x > 67 && $x < 72) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 26)) . '
'; }
if($x > 68 && $x < 71) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 26)) . '
'; }
if($x > 69 && $x < 76) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 27)) . '
'; }
if($x > 70 && $x < 75) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 29)) . '
'; }
if($x > 71 && $x < 79) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 29)) . '
'; }
if($x > 72 && $x < 80) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 29)) . '
'; }
if($x > 73 && $x < 81) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 29)) . '
'; }
//going for s
if($x > 74) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 29)) . " " . str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 29, 4)) . '
'; }
if($x > 75) {
$line[1]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas2, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 76) {
$line[0]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas1, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 77) {
$line[2]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas3, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 78) {
$line[3]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas4, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 79) {
$line[4]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas5, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 80) {
$line[5]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas6, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 81) {
$line[6]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas7, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
if($x > 82) {
$line[7]=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($xmas8, 0, 37)) . '
'; }
for($d=0;$d<10;$d++) echo($xmas0 . $line[$d]);
}
}
function cirkel($x, $start) {
$x=$x-$start;
echo('
');
for($i = 1;$i < 20;$i++)
{
$x_value = cos((3.141592 / 180) * (-90 + $i * (360 / (20 * 2)))) * abs(round(35 * cos((3.141592 / 180) * $x * (360 / 25))));
$x_value=round($x_value);
echo('(' . (($x + 18) % 25 >= 12 ? '' : ''));
for($o = 21;$o<$x_value+21;$o++) {echo((($x + 18) % 25 >= 12 ? '#' : '.'));}
echo(')
');
}
echo('
');
echo(substr("This is the rotating pussy as in LOTR (The eye-thingie you know)! :)",0,$x));
echo('');
}
function inserter($place, $text) {
if( $place > strlen($text)) {
$place=$place-strlen($text);
$texten=str_replace(" ", " ", $text);
echo($texten);
} else {
$texten=str_replace(" ", " ", substr($text, 0, $place-1)) . "";
echo($texten);
$place=$place-strlen($text);
}
return $place;
}
function title($x, $start) {
$x=$x-$start;
// Kommentar ->> ME S0 L33T!@#
$logo1=str_replace(" ", " ", " ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢");
$logo2=str_replace(" ", " ", " ¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢ ¢¢¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢¢¢");
$logo3=str_replace(" ", " ", " ¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢ ¢ ¢¢ ¢__¢¢ ¢¢ ¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢- ¢¢¢ ¢ ¢ ¢");
$logo4=str_replace(" ", " ", " ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢ ¢¢¢¢ ¢ ¢¢ ¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢ ¢ ¢¢¢¢¢ ¢¢¢ ¢¢¢");
$even1=str_replace(" ", " ", " _____");
$even2=str_replace(" ", " ", " | ___| _ _ ___ ___ ");
$even3=str_replace(" ", " ", " | =__ \ V /| __|| |");
$even4=str_replace(" ", " ", " |_____| \_/ |__/ |_|_| .se");
$leetline="Cnackers and Even made this all-at-the-party-mega-php-demo.";
echo('
');
echo($logo1 . "
");
echo($logo2 . "
");
echo($logo3 . "
");
echo($logo4 . "
");
echo('
');
echo(' ');
echo(' ');
echo(' ');
echo(substr($leetline, 0, $x));
echo("". substr($leetline, $x, 1) . "");
echo("". substr($leetline, $x+1, 1) . "");
echo("". substr($leetline, $x+2, 1) . "");
echo("
");
echo($even1 . "
");
echo($even2 . "
");
echo($even3 . "
");
echo($even4 . "
");
}
function school($x, $start) {
$x=$x-$start;
$coolstring="be cool stay in school";
$string1=" _____ _____ _____ _____ __ __ _____ _____ ______ ";
$string2=" | .__Y Y _ Y .__Y Y Y Y Y .__l";
$string3=" | l | | | | l | < l__| l__|__. |";
$string4=" l_____l__|__l__|__l_____l__|__l_____|__| l______l";
$b=$x;
for($rads=0;$rads < 25;$rads++) {
$b++;
$poz=round(35+sin($b/10)*30);
if($rads == 14) {
$poz = inserter($poz, $string1);
} elseif($rads == 15) {
$poz = inserter($poz, $string2);
} elseif($rads == 16) {
$poz = inserter($poz, $string3);
} elseif($rads == 17) {
$poz = inserter($poz, $string4);
}
for($i=0;$i<$poz;$i++) {echo(' ');}
echo( $coolstring . '
');
if($x < 25 && $rads==$x) { $rads=$x; break;}
}
}
$y=$x+1;
echo('Staying cool in the year 2003');
echo('');
echo('');
if ($x < 670) echo('');
// Demo Maker 2.0 below...
if($x < 70) {
title($x, 0);
} elseif($x < 200) {
school($x, 70);
} elseif($x < 300) {
cirkel($x, 200);
} elseif($x < 400) {
happy($x, 300);
} elseif($x < 490) {
cube($x, 400);
} elseif($x < 660) {
greets($x, 490);
} else {
echo('
THE END!
stay 1337...');
}
echo('');
function greets($x, $start)
{
$x = round(($x - $start) / 2);
$credz = array("", "", "Greetz", "*****", "Go", "*****", "Out", "*****", "To",
"*****", "Deadline Crew", " " ,"Phaadi", " ",
"Fairlight - Nice try dudes :)" ," " , "Even/#even" , " ",
"#fulhack", " ", "", "", "", "", " - - - - - ", "This",
"PHP-demo", "was", "created", "by", "-------", "CODE: ", "",
"uvr", "", "who", "", "coolh", "", "Kalaspuff", "", "", "MUSIC:",
"?", "", "", "OTHER:",
"psychodelia", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "THANKS", "FROM",
"THE", "PHP-DEMO", "NERDS", "", "", "\"PHP-demo Legends\"",
"never", "die? :)", "", "", "", "", "---------",
"", "", "");
echo('
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-8] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-7] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-6] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-5] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-4] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-3] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-2] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x-1] . '
');
echo('' . $credz[$x] . '
');
echo('');
//optimerat''
}
?>